A Recent Letter to the Times Lacked Logic

Another recent submission to the Times...

A recent letter to the editor told the story of a young man who screams out the name of God just before his car crashes head-on into a semi truck. The man who wrote the letter gave this as his reason for being against the separation of church and state. I wonder how many people who find themselves about to have a head-on collision would, instead, scream out a vulgar slang term for excrement at the last second. I guess this is an argument against the separation of excrement and state. Oh, I forgot...there IS no separation of excrement and state; that's why the Bush administration was able to get into office.